Criminal Justice, Texas Style – Marijuana DWI While Sober- Part 4/7

"Why do you keep asking me that?!" Seriously annoyed. Still no idea why he thought I had trouble comprehending the plain English that was coming out of his face.

Criminal Justice, Texas Style – Marijuana DWI While Sober- Part 3/7

My DWI lawyer friend (from boarding school) in Austin told me they always 'over-charge, so you'll end up hanging for one thing or another'. Good business plan. Too bad it’s people’s freaking *lives* they’re ruining with no regard."

Criminal Justice, Texas Style – Marijuana DWI While Sober- Part 2/7

Then, he looks at me, and straight up says, "I need you to tell me how much marijuana is in the car."

Criminal Justice, Texas Style – Marijuana DWI While Sober- Part 1/7

This is all setup. Parts 2 - 7 are where the insanity starts. I get that a lot of people shouldn’t smoke weed and drive. I do get that. What I think a lot of people don’t get about that blanket statement is that these are some people’s legit, tested, & proven psych meds… You …

You Make Plans, The Spaghetti Monster Laughs.

Ever wonder what it’s like to finally be with your first love for a little over a year (after waiting about 8ish years), only for him to get in a car accident? What if he lived, but was in a vegetative state, from the brain damage? Well, that is one level of hell I don’t …

That Time They Got Me On Paper and Never Looked Back…

I wish this story took place while I was still a dumbass 18 year old senior in high school, but alas, it happened when I was a dumbass 25 year old massage therapy student. However, the start of it was my senior year in high school when I met Jay. I was 18, he was …

Yeah, I know…

4th or 5th Week Into Therapy😳

Just found out my poor new(ish... couple months) therapist is basically fresh outta college... Let’s see how fast she can hit the ground runnin’😂 (idano if she’s ready for all... *this*...🙋🏻‍♀️🤣)(Also, I know this is a weak ass post, especially for being two weeksbehind)😘

SO – Here’s My Long-winded Plan…

OCTOBER?!?! That's the last time I've been here. It's almost July. That's ridiculous. I guess the only way to get my writing out there is to post it.  I have a reminder set on my phone to update with *something* every Tuesday night/Wednesday morning-ish, but I'm definitely going for the once a week thing. When …

On my phone… dunno if this will work…

This Is Not Happening - Doug Stanhope I think it might work! You people might be in trouble…🤓